Saturday, June 9, 2012

Craig's List of Crap

A gross overview of craigslist jobs:
  • webcam models: make money from your own home! safe! clean!
  • work PART-TIME and make $30,000/month! (yeah, right)
  • egg donor/surrogate
  • jobs I am 100% not qualified for: attorney, plumber, machinest, etc.
  • and then plenty of jobs like this:
<working for so-and-so>
Most importantly is your ability to keep the office in order, take calls, make appointments and write letters with the artist (English abilities must be exceptional, many edits are needed in dictation).

Secondly you must be tech savvy. Photoshop experience is highly recommended.

-Experience curating for art shows or galleries.
-Interest in art or working with artists.
-Office administration or business management background is a must.
-Answer phone calls, taking messages, contacting galleries.
-Possesses excellent written and verbal communication skills.
-Excels at multi-tasking with great attention to detail.
-Familiar with various social networking platforms.
-Be skilled, clear and direct in both verbal and written communication.
-Knowledge in sales trends and marketing.
*Full Time 40 Hrs Weekly

-The following is a list of applications and services we use on a regular basis.
Proficiency with mac products,
Adobe Master Suite,
Microsoft Office,
SEO,
Web design,
Wordpress,
Web site management,
Computer networking,
Social media skills a major plus!

ALL FOR $10/HOUR.  

You're kidding, right? I haven't made $10/hour since I worked at a movie theater in college.  This is LA, and you want someone to have all those skills and only pay them ten bucks? You know what that is after taxes, right? You could make more at In-n-Out.   Here's what I have to say about that:


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