Mister Poophead

that's Mister Poophead to you. 

There's so much to say and yet I'm speechless.  That's really what you chose as your username? And your profile picture makes you look like a cat-molester.  And the weight and snacks... are you trying to be witty? Maybe this isn't a real profile.  Someone making a joke, right? But why waste the time? It is so not funny!!!

And scariest of all... we are 77% matched.  Ahhhhh!!!!!

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