YES, I blurred her email. Y'all don't need to be up in her bidness. |
Poor little girl, little does she know she's on the road to Chatsworth (click the link and look at #1) As much as I complain about my shitty jobs and how bad it is to look for a job, at least I am not posting on CL looking for someone who likes a thick mixed girl cloaked in the air of desperation. Especially since I'm about 20-25 pounds lighter than her and about as white as a person could be.
Now get out there and look for my pony. See if you can find it on "missed connections." The ad might read something like this:
Missing your pony pretty little white girl? Why don't you cry to daddy and see if he will buy you another one.
True story, I went to high school with a kid from an affluent family (white boy) who, on his 16th birthday was the proud recipient of a slightly used Jeep Wrangler. He promptly wrecked it, so his parents got him a mid-range SUV. Guess what? He wrecked that one too. So they bought him a brand-spankin-new Porsche 911. How does this make sense? White people are dumb.
bahahahahaha he's an Aggie!!! |
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