For those of you who are blissfully unaware of the Tinders - maybe you're married or cohabbing or living under a rock - let me give you a sneak peek into the WTF world of
App Dating |
Some of my more scintillating options |
If you both select the green heart, you match! Which means you can now message each other! And if they are not what you expected... then you can unmatch from them and they can no longer see your profile or talk to you.
Recently I matched with a moderately handsome guy Jacques* whose 500 characters or less said
"Made in France. Living in Los Angeles."He started chatting with me. Here is an approximation of the conversation:
Jacques: Hi
Jacques: Can I ask you some questions?
Me: Sure!
Jacques: Have you ever been in love?
Me: Yes. Have you?
Jacques: No. But I hope to.
Me: It can be wonderful.
Jacques: What makes you unique?I started to think... wow, these are great questions! Way better than the usual "'sup" or "how are you" or "how's your day been". My interest is definitely piqued!
Me: I'm funny, loyal and a great listener.
Jacques: I'd like to continue, but this app is a pain. Do you have OhLaLa? It's better for chatting.
Me: I don't even know what that is. :/
Jacques: Do you have iPhone or Android?
Me: Android.About 2-3 minutes go by... nothing. so -
Me: What brought you to LA? Does your family still live in France?At this point I have email to attend to, so I leave the app for a couple minutes. When I return -
He is gone. Unmatched. Without a trace. Buh-bye. I mean, if it was so important that I have an iPhone with some mysterious OohLaFancyPantsFrenchChattingApp, he should have specified in his profile. Harumph.
*didn't change his name at all.
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