just puked in my mouth a little

here's an excerpt from an online dating profile of a real winner:

The six things I could never do without Sparkling water, internet, blow jobs, music, Jack Purcell's, white t-shirts, side boob (oops that's 7)

lord give me strength... telling me that you can't live without BJs doesn't exactly entice me to give you one. and side boob? somehow that makes it all even worse.  eww...

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Please, pretty please put your dick back in the box.