Fun With Pictures part I

Self Portrait aka I don't have any friends that will take my picture.  

Just for fun I decided to assemble a few pix from online profiles.  Astounding to me what people will choose to use as a representation of themselves as a means to attract the opposite sex.

Can't decide who is my fave: ed hardy douche-town, duck lips, more-to-love-fu-man-chu-reflected, or the supposedly "straight" man showing off his belly.  Comments? Captions? Votes for favorite pic?