I appreciate all this work (and paychecks) you're throwing my way, but this isn't exaaactly what I meant.
Having two days off out of 20 is not what I was looking for! I am TIRED. And because I am TIRED I am having to pass up on fun stuff. Like drinks with friends (you know how I hate to miss an opportunity to booze it up), birthday parties (hello, booze-portunity missed again!), and even line dancing (booze-a-thon!). I've been forced to douse myself in Vitamin C just to keep from getting sick.
And to top it off, this "awesome" work you've been getting me? While not exactly "difficult," it certainly isn't what I thought I'd be doing with my life at this age. I can see myself at my next high school reunion -
I'm so amazing. I dance professionally for Alvin Ailey as their lead dancer.
I have two darling children that I home school and my husband is a doctor AND a lawyer!
I was just the lead in a movie playing Brad Pitt's wife! (true story btw)
I've been traveling the world ending hunger and war! Joanna, what have you been up to?
Well, the other day at work I made reindeer water bottles...